Pick up lines/ironic lines you can’t get out your head #1

 Minchane:

“They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?” ·

Awwwwwww.......and line of the DAY award goes to minchen 

 via:

Are you public speaking? Because you make me nervous.

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 Minchane:

“They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?” ·

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Don't worry dear, I will come after hoisting the flag... otherwise I will come wrapped in it... but I will definitely come yes!

 ASTER:

Don't worry dear, I will come after hoisting the flag... otherwise I will come wrapped in it... but I will definitely come yes!

Literally made me cry  this line is from Captain Vikram Batra  who sacrificed for India.

 Felix from Australia:

It made me tear but guess I’m not the only one-

yeah 

Hey do you want a raisin?
Her: no?
Me: How about a date?

Dude do you exhale epinephrine??? My heart is  having tachycardia....

CT scan showed cardiomegaly.........i had to enclose YOU in one of the compartment of my heart......   :x